Ahoy there mateys! Ye may have noticed that these here log pages have for these past two weeks remained mysteriously blank. I was not onboard to keep me charts and take me bearings! Did ye wonder where I had disappeared to while ye whiled away yer leave time in port? Did ye think ye had been abandoned or were ye too busy drowning in yer cups to notice? Well I will tell ye scurvy rats what adventures be inadvertently transpiring . . .
Ye all had rowed to shore while I be content on me ship for some much needed peace and quiet after listening to all yer caterwauling, complaining, and racketeering all those long days at sea. I strung a hammock across deck to enjoy the salty breeze and had nicely drifted to sleep when a intense squall arose, quickly turned the waters black, and caused a hundred foot swell to toss me overboard.
A great white whale swallow me up and dove to the watery depths, taking me away from me ship. Blasted whale! I had to fight me way through its belly with me cutlass while dodging all manner of flotsam and jetsam. Twas a messy bit of business. Using a salvaged rum barrel from the creature’s innards, I kicked me way to the surface only to realize that there was nary a speck of land in sight!
Undaunted, I sang some sea chanties to pass the time while I pondered me options. This drew the attention of some sultry sirens who surfaced to investigate me singing. Seeing me a fellow fierce lass and having enjoyed me more rather ribald tavern ditties (sung with gusto if not skill), they called on a dolphin to give me a ride to the nearest atoll. Obliging fellow.
Luckily this ground had enough alexandrian laurel to make a crude raft. Absent even a single novella to pass the time, there be nothing for it but to hunker down and work. Me raft was finished and I was sick of coconuts. She not be the speediest of vessels but at least the skies had cleared to navigate with the stars. I set off for me ship.
One shark attack, two close squid encounters, and three XXX later, I dragged me weather-beaten carcass back onboard. As I gazed at me ship in all her glory, I recalled the words of Matey John Masefield in “Sea Fever”:
“I must go down to the seas again, to the lonely sea and the sky,
And all I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by;
And the wheel’s kick and the wind’s song and the white sail’s shaking,
And a grey mist on the sea’s face, and a grey dawn breaking.”
Now that I have me feet firmly on deck and waters be calm, there be books to read and plundering to plan. Look to me log for more adventures next week. Arrrr!
x The Captain
Honestly, that sounds like a pretty good time.
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Swept overboard and swallowed by a whale. What an adventure. Certainly glad to see you made it back in one piece.
Lynn 😀
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Thanks matey! I am enjoying the calmer winds while they last.
x The Captain
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Glad to see you back!
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Glad to be back!
x The Captain
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This is the stuff of legend.
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Legend? Nah. I prefer the shadows . . .
x The Captain
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Glad you’re back on safer shores! (also love this post!)
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Thanks matey. I have a lot of catching up to do!
x The Captain
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You’re welcome! X
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That’s quite an adventure Cap’n!!
Welcome back 😀
Really love this post. Was fun 🙂
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Glad to hear the crew likes this tale so much. It has been quite an interesting couple of weeks.
x The Captain
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So glad you made it back safely after all these adventures! 😀
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Thanks matey. Smooth sailing to ye and yers.
x The Captain
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Yay!! Welcome back
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Thanks matey. It be nice to see ye again.
x The Captain
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Welcome back, Captain! And what an adventure!!!!
I’m sure it will be sung in every tavern where there are brave sailors… 😉
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Ah who doesn’t love a drunken sing-along?
x The Captain
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Love your resourcefulness! Glad you’re back ( I also took a little blogging break, but my tale is way more boring than yours!)
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Breaks are necessary evils sometimes. Or good times. Depends on which way the wind is blowing. Not so happily in me case. But I survived. Glad to see ye back in port. I will be keeping me eye on ye.
x The Captain
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Glad to see you back Captain! Ahoy!
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Ahoy! When be the crew getting more of yer adventures. Always good to have someone on the Pacific keep an eye out,
x The Captain
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*standing ovation*
Your tale is a legend, Captain! Welcome back. I’m sooo glad you’re safe. Good thing about that dolphin; very obliging. But I totally want to know more about how you managed to have TWO squid encounters. Not Kraken-style, I assume?!
P.S. We need more people to use the world ribald. It’s a wonderful word.
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The squid encounters best be told on a dark night under the stars. It is nice to be back. I see ye have been sending me lots of reports while I was indisposed. I am enjoying them very muchly.
x The Captain
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Just performing my duty, Captain! *salutes*
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Thank goodness you’re back! (Amazing post.) 🙂
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Glad to have brought some joy to yer day. Well days ago that is!
x The Captain
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Surely it were a dark and stormy night indeed if the Cap’n got swept overboard! Glad to hear you survived your adventures 🙂
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I’m glad you survived your squid attacks! Though… I think I should be wearing my glasses when I blog-surf. Because I first read “squid” as “squirrels”… 😉
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Welcome back:)
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That was an amazingly witty post. Yes, I did notice. Glad you’re feeling better. I’ll look for your next review.
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