Happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day! Avast me beauties! Grab yer grog, yer wenches, yer parrots an’ yerselfs an’ celebrate with yer Captain. From the lowliest bilge rat to the scurviest dog in the crow’s nest, indulge yer inner pirate. It’s a day where even ye landlubbers can develop sea legs and participate in the gloriousness that be the high seas.
In honor of the fine day here be some shanties to help prepare to wet yer whistle:
A traditional version:
A silly version:
A more modern pirate remix version:
So wave yer Jolly Roger an’ spend those pieces of eight ye scalawags, seadogs, and fellow explorers. Always remember:
Q: What did the ocean say to the pirate?
A: Nothing, it just waved.
x The Captain