Ahoy there mateys! Just wanted to introduce ye to two of the newest members of me crew. A hearty welcome to:
Junius Brutus i.e. “J.B.”, swab
Cause every ship needs a ratter or two and these two rambunctious rascals are already causing havoc. Arrrrr!
Q: Where do pirates put their weapons?
A: In their enemies.
Hardy har har!!
x The Captain