Ahoy there me mateys! So as many of me crew of scalawags, seadogs, and fellow explorers knows today is Xmas (in the part of the world I am in anyways). Now as I am a Scroogey-Grinch whose only joy in this holiday is pillaging christmas baked goods, I thought I would share one of me more favorite anti-xmas shanties. It has profanity so listen to it at yer own peril! And enjoy:
For those that celebrate the holiday, I hope yer holiday is all ye want it to be. For the rest of us . . . a regular day on the high seas!
Q: What did the pirate get for Christmas?
A: A p-arrrrrrrrrrrrtridge in a pear tree!
Hardy har har!
x The Captain